I saw these and couldn’t stop laughing.
Hah.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Republicans are 26 percent less likely to report being in poor health than Democrats.

fuckyeahfacts:

Researchers from the Harvard School of Public Health came to this conclusion after analyzing data from the 1972 to 2006 General Social Surveys, while controlling for sex, age, income, education, race, religiosity and marital status. One of the reasons for this discrepancy could be that Democrats (like our current President) are 15 percent more likely to smoke.

Studies in other industrialized nations have also suggested those with conservative political philosophies are more healthy.

(source)

That’s why they want free health care

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haileyphillips:

wtfporscha:

haileyphillips:

Well, you’re a hot mess and I’m falling for you
And I’m like hot damn let me make you my boo

Nest favorite song EVER!

i’ll call you if they play that when me and dalton see them on da 22nddd :)

yayyyyy! <3333

haileyphillips:

Excuse me while I change my pants.

haileyphillips:

(484): Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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haileyphillips:

Welcome to land of fame and sex,
Am I gonna fit in?

Lovin’ the new Miley song :)

haileyphillips:

She doesn’t act.
In every single on of her movies she’s exactly the same.
It’s kind of really annoying.
But I like her in all her movies except Twilight.

haileyphillips:

Love you Jasper <3